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Anonymous July 8, 2026 at 6:42:01 PM

i yearn for infinite backshots but God said no because she doesn't like to be strapped up

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Sir.Anon Duke of Nonymous July 7, 2026 at 10:49:07 PM

On the occasion I find myself awake, stricken with insomnia, unable to find solace in slumber, I find myself thinking of you whilst twirling my fetid fingers betwixt mine long flowing pubes, and it lulls me to sleep like no other remedy has before, I cannot find the sweet embrace of the sandman without you plagueing my thoughts like a foul miasma, seeping into every corner and crevice of my restless consciousness.

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Monopololizer July 7, 2026 at 9:48:51 PM

I used to cheat at Monopoly by never letting anyone see exactly how much money I had and keeping a secret stash of every bill whenever we started playing

#12
God July 7, 2026 at 7:45:35 PM

I solved the problem of the soup at the expense of roomie but she won't know

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The Evil One July 5, 2026 at 5:53:21 PM

Normalize being evil :3

#10
The poopler July 2, 2026 at 2:28:14 AM

I’m big poopin’

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Anonymous July 1, 2026 at 7:16:11 AM

sniff sniff snoff snorf :o

#8
Floor master July 1, 2026 at 6:56:37 AM

I want floor time, but in someone else’s house. Don’t get me wrong, my floor at home is nice. But every once and awhile I just want to barge into my friend’s house unannounced and just lay on their floor.

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Anonymous June 29, 2026 at 7:40:54 PM

just busted in my pants

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Anonymous June 29, 2026 at 7:40:32 PM

fredy fasber

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Anonymous June 27, 2026 at 3:16:33 PM

I signed myself up for a 19 hour shift. Wish me luck ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎

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Anonymous June 27, 2026 at 7:00:44 AM

:3

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Anonymous June 27, 2026 at 1:42:44 AM

Once, in my youth. A tremendous clamor woke me from slumber. I arose to overhear an argument between father and our gardener. I tiptoed down the moonlit corridor and peeked my head around the corner as their bickering reached a fever pitch. It seemed the gardener had turned to leave in a huff but the only thing I saw was father's hand snake down and grasp the antique clock that sat on the mantle. I couldn't hold back a scream as I saw that very same mantle become caked with blood in one brutal swing to the gardener's skull. Father looked at me, his face dripping red, but his eyes a disconcerting calm as he spoke evenly- "Go back to bed, my child. Speak not of the nightmare you've had this dreary night" I never did speak of it, but in the many decades that have passed...I sometimes still hear that clock. I see it's face, still marred by scarlet smudges, yet it continues ticking.

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Astris June 27, 2026 at 1:18:21 AM

meow

#1
Anonymous June 27, 2026 at 1:18:09 AM

i know that you're curious

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